Face Mask Dad Jokes

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Because the p is silent. Yet i m not the center of the circus. Wear a mask wash your hands stay safe. Everyone s trying really hard.

Nurse he mumbles. A man is in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. Most people avoid me because i m a clown. Because i can t take this damn mask off no matter how hard i try.

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The barista at starbucks was wearing a face mask. But i know i m gonna be a clown forever. One thing that i ve learned from being in quarantine is that people this is like. Our masks offer great everyday basic protection but please note these are not n95 medical grade masks.

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Just a question for people that put the face mask. Masks require at least 2 3 weeks of production time plus. Shared laughter gives us strength in adversity and can help us feel a bit more in control when the future looks uncertain most important funny jokes even funny coronavirus jokes bring us together and help us to feel connected one pandemic quarantine pod to another. Just been in to starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.

I asked why are you wearing a surgical mask she said i m not it s a coughy filter they re running out of face masks in china. Why victoria is the posh spice of australia. Finally i found out why i m being called a clown because my smiling face is fake 39. Now that i m wearing a face mask all day half my face is constantly hot.

Yet they don t laugh at my jokes. Not too bad being a 5 10. Humor is essential even or especially in tough times.